Wow, being the preznit sure looks like fun. Surely the troops won't mind sweating their brains out in the Middle East's 130 degree heat, so the bush can take Afghanistan preznit Karzai for a joy ride in Golf Cart One. (Scroll down, the comments are priceless!)

Blinded by the glare of his own ego, the preznit "borrowed" graduate Steven Matthew Volk's sunglasses for this oh-so-candid shot taken when he delivered the commencement address at the U.S. Coast Guard Academy in May.

The address began with a fine example of the prez's rollicking sense of humor:

"The men and women of the Coast Guard know how to navigate the storm. We're counting on you to help America weather the challenges that lie ahead."

"Navigate the storm"... "weather the challenges" ... Wow, that's so dumm he mighta akshully writed it hisself.

ain't it interestin' that it took an expose in the Washington Post to shame the preznit into doing something about the disgraceful conditions at Walter Reed? Maybe if he actually paid attention to those troops he says he's supporting, he would have known the conditions were atrocious. It's not like Walter Reed is way far away from the White Castle. In fact, the two are only five miles apart, about the same distance the preznit jogs every day. On his real legs.