Breaking: Hell Freezes Over!

Welcome! Please join us in "A Salute to the Bush Twins as They Head for Combat in Baghdad." It's going to be a short tribute, because we're fairly certain there's no way in hell either of those two will put on a uniform -- unless it's Daddy's flight suit or a Halloween costume.

But you never know. War czar Douglas Lute recently let the pootie out of the bag when he announced that reinstating the draft was "worth a look."

''I think it makes sense to certainly consider it,'' Army Lt. Gen. Douglas Lute said in an interview with National Public Radio's ''All Things Considered.''

As the New York Times noted, this was Lute's first interview since his appointment in May. Just guessing, but seems like there's a good chance that it'll be his last, too. In fact, keep an eye out for this headline:

"War Czar Lute to 'Spend More Time with Family'; Accepts Medal of Freedoms."

(big old h/t to TW for connecting the dots and to MT for the graphix)