Thursday, August 9, 2007

Yes, that would probably best, since just the thought of these two writing a CHILDREN'S BOOK is enough to send chills down anyone's spine. But it's true -- First Lady Laura Bush and daughter Jenna have agreed to "write" a picture book about a boy who doesn't like to read. (Hmmmm, wonder where they got that idea?)

Apparently, publishers are having a hard time finding quality authors. Otherwise, how can you explain why these two have been hired? Before marrying internationally renowned sociopath Georgie, Laura's claim to fame was being a Texas debutante who was never charged with a crime, even though her former boyfriend died after she ran a stop a stop sign and their cars collided.

As for daughter Jenna, she first made headlines for being arrested as a minor in possession of alcohol, and later she was caught with fake I.D. More recently, she and twin sister Barbara reportedly were asked to leave Argentina because they were ... well, just being bushies. Not surprisingly, they behaved just like daddy, and refused to leave.

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